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sleep talking

June 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Joyce had her first encounter with me sleep-talking last night. This is how the conversation went.

Joyce walking into the bedroom. I’m already sleeping. Apparently, I turn over to her, still asleep and say:

S: “Oh no!”
J: thinking I’m awake, “What Sam?”
S: “There’s icing inside the cockpit!”
J: “What?”
S: “There’s icing inside the cockpit!”
J: “What?”
S: “There’s icing inside the cockpit!”
J: realizing I am asleep. “Oh, are we in a plane?”
S: “Yeah”
J: “Oh where are we going?”
S: “…I don’t know…”
J: “So, what are you going to do about it?”
S: “About what?”
J: “The icing.”
S: “Oh,” pause for thought, “I’ll lick it.” then I turned over to face the other side.

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Tags: Daily · Funny · Marriage

brain decline

March 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Oh man. My next birthday is the begining of the end. Personally, I think I mentally peaked at age 19.

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thursday links

February 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Tags: Funny · Tips

christoph niemann

February 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

Illustrator Christoph Niemann is really awesome:

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kids

February 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

Ran into this sentence on onesentence.org today: “Before I had a three year old child, I never imagined I’d discuss whether turtles have eyebrows.”

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Tags: Funny